Friday, September 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Friday, December 05, 2008
[In the News: The Priest and the Potato]

A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in
Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.
"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.
"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
Ok so first of all, who does he think he's fooling? Hanging curtains nude in the kitchen? Really? That's the best cover story he could come up with? That is just not possible. If you fell on a potato you would end up with a bruise, not produce in your bum. That is just absurd.
Just admit that you are a kinky old man and be more careful with your veggies next time!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
[Video of the Day: Richard Simmons is Awesome]
I've watched this over and over and I laugh so hard I cry every time I see it!
So excellent!!
Friday, November 14, 2008
[Picture of the Day: My Death Knight]

(Adelynn, on the left)
We only had a few hours to play but we managed to get to level 59.
I have a feeling we will be spending most of our evenings playing WoW again. Yay!
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
[OBAMA WINS!!!]

Barack Obama will be the next president of the United States!
Obama's victory speech was phenomenal. I love how serious he looked. When he scanned the crowd, rather than the jubilant smiles that we've seen from him in the past, he truly looked like he had accepted the enormity of his task.
Very well done Mr. President Elect. You are a wonderful man I will be proud to have you as my leader!
(Notice there weren't any boos when he mentioned McCain. Way to go Chicago, classy and gracious.)
